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Panda Plushies

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The Panda is Fat

The Panda is Fat and Other Panda Haikus is book by Nolen Lee panda. Now available on Amazon.

Hoomans sometime think pet hooman Nolen Lee invented Punching Pandas. That is not true, panda invented panda because panda is so smartest. But if hoomans want to read more about weird hooman, they can check out nolenlee.com.

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