Hello, hoomans. Since panda working on third and final haiku book, hoomans can read haiku books for free.
Hoomans can read book on bus. Hoomans can read book for little hoomans. Hoomans can read book on the poopy. If hoomans want real book, hoomans can buy book from panda shop. Buying real book will also make hooman more handsome and smarter. Click on book overs below to read books and get handsomer and smarterer.
Panda’s new book, “Panda is Still Fat” is now open for crowdfunding on Indiegogo. Go and visit the link to back the project today!
Panda has set up an Indiegogo campaign to help launch Panda’s new haiku book, “Panda is Still Fat.” Hoomans can go to Indiegogo prelaunch page to sign up for early bird perks. Campaign is set to launch on June 20.
Panda has been making pet hooman do all the work busy writing this book, and cannot wait to show hoomans all of the new haikus. Actually panda can wait because it almost nap time. Hoomans can check out some of the new artwork below.
Also, panda’s new book will also have more friends of panda. Panda would like to introduce hoomans to the new panda family (except Steve, not sure why he here).
Most times, hoomans call panda, “panda,” but panda actually have real name. Panda’s real name is Pak P. Panda, but panda only use it when panda have to go to DMV.
Petunia, also known as Mrs. Panda is avid crafter, foodie, and power planner; panda only know one of those things. And it not food or planning.
Baby Jr. is very curious and adventure seeker. He always looking for next biggest thrill.
Randy is panda’s best friend and a very too talented overachiever. He also dreams of going to moon.
Topher knows how to have good time. He always has good attitude and knows how to party hard. Sometimes too hard.
Chimu is known as world’s cutest cat model. She is very successful, but she only doing it for the money.
Nop have heart of gold and always wants to help other succeed, even though he don’t know what he doing most of time.
Summer is very talented but shy painter who dream of having her own gallery. But she won’t because she always get interrupted.
Buxton is always there when there is problem and is always the right beaver for job even if he not qualified.
Panda not sure why Steve is here. He always give panda the creeps.
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Panda out.
Panda making progress on new book, here is the cover art. Panda not that heavy, everyone else is very light. Maybe they need to eat more like panda, but it not like panda eat a lot. Panda eat a healthy amount. Not too much.
