Panda never watched Game of Thrones because panda have better things to do. Panda never saw what happened to the Stark family after King Baratheon visited Winterfell with his family of Lannisters. Panda also didn’t see when Daenerys recruited the Dothraki horde to fight alongside her dragons. And Panda definitely didn’t see when Jon Snow went north of the wall to face the Night King and the army of the dead. Panda never binged-watched the show and waste time like so many hoomans. Nope, Panda never did that.
Congratulations to hooman parents for having their baby hooman. Panda hope baby hooman will grow to be a good pet for future baby panda.
New “Panda is Fat” pandamation uploaded to YouTube. Check out video below for terrible art.
How does panda make such handsome panda stickers? Panda say it’s easy. First, start with handsome panda, then
force have pet hooman to draw stickers for panda. Hoomans can watch the latest art timelapse video below.
Here is sneak peak at new panda haiku book. Panda hoping for a bite soon.
Panda is now sharing wisdom on YouTube. Hoomans can watch episodes of “The Panda is Fat” and get the insights so they can be as smart as panda.
Panda says hoomans should smash like and subscribe to panda’s YouTube channel, and ring that bell because that what other hooman YouTubers say. Which is weird.
ATTENTION, HOOMANS! Panda have important announcement to make.
Panda decided to be very generous to pet hooman Nolen and make two websites: punchingpandas.com which will contain all things panda and nolenlee.com which pet hooman will operate and write lame blog posts. Panda recommend hoomans should clear their browser cache so that “punchingpandas.com” doesn’t redirect to nolenlee.com. Finally the panda shop will only be available on punchingpandas.com, but hoomans can still keep up with pet hooman’s random and weird thoughts.
Panda had great time at ECCC last weekend. In addition to regular hoomans, panda got to see lots of hoomans dressed as their favorite cartoons and comic book characters. Unfortunately, panda only saw one hooman dressed as panda. Panda think hoomans can do better.
Panda also got a bunch of commissions from hoomans. Below are all of the commissions hoomans requested from panda which panda forced pet hooman to draw for him.
Also, panda received special commission from hooman who actually kickboxes. Best commission request ever.
Panda want to thank hoomans for visiting panda and spreading panda
propaganda joy to other hoomans. Panda hope to see hoomans again at ECCC next year if panda can wake up in time. Panda out.
Happy Year of Pig, hoomans. Pig share a lot of common bonds with panda. Like eating, and snacking, and food, and eating, and snacking…
Hello, hoomans. Panda here again. Panda have new entry for Emerald City Comicon’s Monsters and Dames art book. Panda getting tired of winter weather. Then again, panda usually tired all the time.
Also, panda will be at ECCC this year at the same table, J4, right next to hooman friends Patrick Ballesteros and Genevieve Santos. Hoomans should come by and visit panda, give high five, and free food.
Pet hooman Nolen also made fancy schmancy timelapse video. And below that, hoomans can also see Monsters and Dames pieces from the previous years.