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“Panda is Still Fat” Indiegogo

Panda has set up an Indiegogo campaign to help launch Panda’s new haiku book, “Panda is Still Fat.” Hoomans can go to Indiegogo prelaunch page to sign up for early bird perks. Campaign is set to launch on June 20.

Panda has been making pet hooman do all the work busy writing this book, and cannot wait to show hoomans all of the new haikus. Actually panda can wait because it almost nap time. Hoomans can check out some of the new artwork below.

Also, panda’s new book will also have more friends of panda. Panda would like to introduce hoomans to the new panda family (except Steve, not sure why he here).

Most times, hoomans call panda, “panda,” but panda actually have real name. Panda’s real name is Pak P. Panda, but panda only use it when panda have to go to DMV.

Petunia, also known as Mrs. Panda is avid crafter, foodie, and power planner; panda only know one of those things. And it not food or planning.

Baby Jr. is very curious and adventure seeker. He always looking for next biggest thrill.

Randy is panda’s best friend and a very too talented overachiever. He also dreams of going to moon.

Topher knows how to have good time. He always has good attitude and knows how to party hard. Sometimes too hard.

Chimu is known as world’s cutest cat model. She is very successful, but she only doing it for the money.

Nop have heart of gold and always wants to help other succeed, even though he don’t know what he doing most of time.

Summer is very talented but shy painter who dream of having her own gallery. But she won’t because she always get interrupted.

Buxton is always there when there is problem and is always the right beaver for job even if he not qualified.

Panda not sure why Steve is here. He always give panda the creeps.

Sign up for the email list on the prelaunch page today.

Panda out.

Panda is Still Fat Cover Art

Panda making progress on new book, here is the cover art. Panda not that heavy, everyone else is very light. Maybe they need to eat more like panda, but it not like panda eat a lot. Panda eat a healthy amount. Not too much.

Game of Thronezzz Pandas

Panda never watched Game of Thrones because panda have better things to do. Panda never saw what happened to the Stark family after King Baratheon visited Winterfell with his family of Lannisters. Panda also didn’t see when Daenerys recruited the Dothraki horde to fight alongside her dragons. And Panda definitely didn’t see when Jon Snow went north of the wall to face the Night King and the army of the dead. Panda never binged-watched the show and waste time like so many hoomans. Nope, Panda never did that.

Baby Panda Commission

Congratulations to hooman parents for having their baby hooman. Panda hope baby hooman will grow to be a good pet for future baby panda.

New Panda is Fat Animation

New “Panda is Fat” pandamation uploaded to YouTube. Check out video below for terrible art.

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Biking Pandas Commission

Panda had a late ECCC commission for hooman. Hooman wanted mountain-biking pandas or panda with dog… or maybe mountain-biking panda with dog.

Panda also want to remind hoomans that panda texting stickers are available on iMessage and LINE. Download your sticker pack today and be cool.

Panda Sticker Art Timelapse

How does panda make such handsome panda stickers? Panda say it’s easy. First, start with handsome panda, then force have pet hooman to draw stickers for panda. Hoomans can watch the latest art timelapse video below.

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The official Punching Pandas sticker pack is available for download for iOS and LINE.

Panda now on iMessage

If hoomans are reading this website on an iPhone or iPad, hoomans can now download panda stickers from the App Store. Not only will hoomans get 40 stickers from this pack, but panda will be updating the set with more stickers so hoomans will be getting more bang for buck. Download panda stickers today, or else.

“The Panda is Fat” on YouTube

Panda is now sharing wisdom on YouTube. Hoomans can watch episodes of “The Panda is Fat” and get the insights so they can be as smart as panda.

Panda says hoomans should smash like and subscribe to panda’s YouTube channel, and ring that bell because that what other hooman YouTubers say. Which is weird.

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Website update

ATTENTION, HOOMANS! Panda have important announcement to make.

Panda decided to be very generous to pet hooman Nolen and make two websites: punchingpandas.com which will contain all things panda and nolenlee.com which pet hooman will operate and write lame blog posts. Panda recommend hoomans should clear their browser cache so that “punchingpandas.com” doesn’t redirect to nolenlee.com. Finally the panda shop will only be available on punchingpandas.com, but hoomans can still keep up with pet hooman’s random and weird thoughts.

2019 ECCC Recap + Artwork

Panda had great time at ECCC last weekend. In addition to regular hoomans, panda got to see lots of hoomans dressed as their favorite cartoons and comic book characters. Unfortunately, panda only saw one hooman dressed as panda. Panda think hoomans can do better.

Panda also got a bunch of commissions from hoomans. Below are all of the commissions hoomans requested from panda which panda forced pet hooman to draw for him.

Also, panda received special commission from hooman who actually kickboxes. Best commission request ever.

Panda want to thank hoomans for visiting panda and spreading panda propaganda joy to other hoomans. Panda hope to see hoomans again at ECCC next year if panda can wake up in time. Panda out.