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“In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.”

Why is Panda Fat Updates

Panda is busy working on new book, “Why is Panda Fat?” Hoomans can see new haikus below.

Book takes long time to make, and panda so tired. Why panda doing this to self? But hooman Nolen say other hoomans like panda’s haikus. He says it makes them laugh too. Panda not understand why hoomans laugh at panda’s wise sayings, but if it makes panda money then ok. But if panda want to make money, there must be easier way. Maybe panda try starting lemonade stand… but panda will drink all of lemonade. Maybe panda get house and rent it to hoomans like cheap hotel… but panda has to clean it. Too much work. Maybe panda tell AI robots to make art and write for panda… but that means accelerating hoomanity towards a dystopic future where they are subject to mechanized overlords.

Maybe it won’t be so bad for pandas.

UPDATE: “Why is Panda Fat?” now available for preorder! Hoomans can order hardcover copy with custom signature, available until August 29. Be ready hoomans.

One stick can be snapped But many are hard to break Just use a big axe
To remove a weed Look for root and dig it out And hope it's not deep
Learning how to fish Better than getting a fish Get me good teacher
Life is like donut Soft and sweet with hole inside Wait, now I'm hungry
Watch the busy ants Though small, they are hard workers Go work somewhere else!

Panda also have new YouTube channel for hoomans to watch panda behind scenes. Hoomans can click on panda below to watch panda draw, make art, and wear cool hats.

Monsters and Dames 2023

Went on hike with Randy and hooman Penny went hiking on hill to catch sunset, but something weird about hill.

In other news, panda will be at Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle on March 2-5. Panda will also allow hooman Nolen to appear to receive food and gifts of adulation for panda. Don’t worry, none of it will go to hooman, he don’t deserve it.

Hoomans can watch timelapse to show how hard hooman panda worked to make this.

Also, below are the other trips panda took with Penny and Randy.

Monsters and Dames 2020

“Why is Panda Fat?” coming soon

Hello, hoomans. Panda working on new haiku book called “Why is Panda Fat?” Panda think title is very fillosofical and thought-probing. Hoomans will be smarter after reading book.

Book will be ready later this year and will be final haiku book. Panda will work hard to make sure hooman Nolen gets book done. Hooman complain about lack of sleep and food, but panda knows they help motivate hooman.

Hoomans can check out rest of panda’s books in panda shop. They are good books, trust panda.

Conveyor Belt Sushi Panda

Panda like conveyor belt sushi, but panda think it needs one improvement.

Panda shirt now available on TeePublic and more RedBubble. Hoomans should get one, and afterwards, get panda a chirashi bowl.

Eatery Concept Art

Grabbing bite with hooman Penny. Concept art for an upcoming story. Close ups and WIPs below.

Dogs, let panda eat!

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Panda commissions

Panda has been working on commissions because upcoming conventions were canceled because of some icky thing. If hoomans want to get an original panda, visit the commission page and sign up. Panda say thanks in advance for being such smart hoomans for getting commissions.